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Cpl HORSA is Safe!!

Friday, 01 May 2009 08:48 The B_M_G

LCPLHORSAHQ BEARS - 1 MAY 09

CPL HORSA HAS BEEN FOUND, TIRED AND HUNGRY BUT WITH STUFFING INTACT.

ARRANGEMENTS BEING MADE TO RETURN HORSA TO HQ BEARS.

Due to bad handling by the postal service somewhere, his parcel was severely battered and the address label became illegible.  He was thus 'returned to sender' in Canada.  Following his safe arrival at HQ, a brief period of R&R will be necessary before his next mission.

Comments (4)

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Cor, Dad! We aren't half pleased to hear you're back safely. Some bloke has bid fifty quid on an arrse auction to turn us into kebabs, and our temporary minder keeps muttering in Spanish. Well she just keeps repeating 'Rioja'.

Horsaling and Horsalette , May 02, 2009
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Did the Canucks feed you triple rations of pancakes and syrup, to help you recover from being boxed.
tigerstacker , May 04, 2009
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It will deffo be fizzy wine and rich seafood when he gets back to HQ Bears. Poor wee lad.
Sergeant Slingsby , May 05, 2009
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Dad, glad you are safe. We are with Dale at the Beach and are learning all about JPA and stuff. We will be learning how to build bridges soon and will get some photos for you. H&H xxx
Horsaling and Horsalette , May 06, 2009

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